Tall Pony

Son zamanlarda her dinleşyişimde gülmekten yerlere yattığım bir şarkı. Tony ve Paul ikilisi yani Tall Pony'nin bir şarkısı bu. İsmi I'm Your Boyfriend Now. Korku filmi atmosferine sahip bu şarkıyı Alt Sokak'ın 24/11/06 tarihli podcastinde dinlemeniz mümkün. Bu podcasti iTunes'da Alt Sokak diye arattığınızda bulabileceğiniz gibi, Radyo ODTÜ'nün de podcast sayfasından indirebilirsiniz. Bunun için http://www.radyoodtu.com.tr/podcasts/ adresine uğramanız yeterli.

Şarkının sözlerini de sonunda MySpace sayfalarından yayınladılar da, beni büyük bir zahmetten kurtardılar. Kopyala-yapıştır rahatlığında bir insanım, evet.

You won't talk to any other men

You will learn to stay in more
You will wear skirts and dresses
You will not wear jeans or anything masculine

I'm your boyfriend now

You will wear make-up when we go out
Your legs must be kept smooth
Your armpits must not become too hairy
You will spend a minimum amount of time getting ready and not involve me

I'm your boyfriend now
I'm your boyfriend now

You will not criticize me or advise me
You will not eat crisps or chocolate
If your weight exceeds eight and half stone I will sack you
When we go into town on Saturdays I will not accompany you into high street fashion stores or any kind of clothes shops
I will go to Halfords, Dixons, HSS Tool Hire
You can meet me later having bought sandwiches,
sandwiches which are large and filling and do not contain tuna or prawns

I'm your boyfriend now
I'm your boyfriend now

When you are with your female friends
I will not join in with the conversation
but I will watch sports on television
Or even listen to football or the rugby or the cricket on the radio
on headphones if necessary
I will not be responsible for getting you out of bed in the morning when you have to go to work
When I go out drinking with my mates you will not accompany me
You will not expect to accompany me
You will stay in because you have a headache or feel sick

I'm your boyfriend now
I'm your boyfriend now
I'm your boyfriend now

You will not talk too much
Especially in the morning
We will not discuss horses, fashion or gardening
We will talk about war, cars and football
I'm your boyfriend now
I'm your boyfriend now

You will never contact your ex-boyfriend
I will only ever spend a maximum amount of 3 hours at your parent's house
I will drive the car
You will be a passenger
But you will not do any map-reading or navigating
I will pull over and read the map myself
You will be a passenger

I am your boyfriend now
I'm your boyfriend now

Say goodbye to your mother

I'm your boyfriend now
I'm your boyfriend now
I am your boyfriend now

Say goodbye to your mother

I'm your boyfriend now

Say goodbye to your mother
Say goodbye to your mother, your father, your sister and your brothers

I'm your boyfriend now

1 comments:

7:44 PM sarlott said...

Pek açık sözlü bi şarkı=)) Bu kadar şey söylüyor aslında uygulamada nefret edilcek bi erkek tipi ama söyleyişi komik ehehe=)